My stupid idiot wife spells Nerf with a U, like... Nurf.
posted 12 years ago
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Seriously, wtf is with all the birds in downtown Des Moines lately... I'm washing my car more from shit turds than I am road salt.
posted 12 years ago
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Just walked a mile and a half to lunch and back without ever going outside... The Des Moines skywalks are kinda crazy.
posted 12 years ago
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Just got some awesome/terrible news: my tattoo artist can get me in to finish up my rib cage/stomach/lower back piece next week.
posted 12 years ago
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Man, I need some of that twerk scholarship fund money. I wanna contribute.
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I want the super power that gives me the ability to consume all the fancy foods and drinks I want without ever getting full, drunk, or fat.
posted 12 years ago
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Still trying to thaw out. Smashing on some of that amazing ramen at Akebono.
posted 12 years ago
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1°. Feels like -19°. Walked 3/4 mile, then waited for a 30 minute late bus... A situation I wouldn't be in if @ridedart exposed bus trackers
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Apparently when Kari asked me to clean the basement for our upcoming party, she didn't mean, "get out power tools and mod the bar" ... oops.
posted 12 years ago
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Alba happy hour. Gettin Kari some vodka.
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