@arkmashton If I were to be any animal, it would probably be a squirrel. Those lil dudes are just always running around like ninjas and havin a blast.
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Why do webcam makers think that they need to put mics on their hardware? We don’t want them.
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I am completely helpless against the draw of cold pizza that exists in my fridge
posted 3 years ago
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Kanye’s Facts song is a lot funnier now
posted 3 years ago
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I think the only things that I’ve had longer than my Twitter account are my marriage and broox.com
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Blue tortilla chips are better than all other tortilla chips.
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If you ever visit Asia as an American sized American, don’t just think you can buy all the cool shirts you see.
Them shits all wind up wearing like midriffs on these bods.
posted 3 years ago
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My dog just woke up, went to the window, saw the season’s first snow and barked at it
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First order of business at new company, find the #cars channel on slack.
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