@arkmashton If I were to be any animal, it would probably be a squirrel. Those lil dudes are just always running around like ninjas and havin a blast.
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Why do webcam makers think that they need to put mics on their hardware? We don’t want them.
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I am completely helpless against the draw of cold pizza that exists in my fridge
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Kanye’s Facts song is a lot funnier now
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I think the only things that I’ve had longer than my Twitter account are my marriage and broox.com
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Blue tortilla chips are better than all other tortilla chips.
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If you ever visit Asia as an American sized American, don’t just think you can buy all the cool shirts you see.
Them shits all wind up wearing like midriffs on these bods.
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My dog just woke up, went to the window, saw the season’s first snow and barked at it
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First order of business at new company, find the #cars channel on slack.
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My state just re-elected an 89 year old man to represent us.
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this morning:
- wrote code for a couple contract gigs
- voted
- received laptop for the job i start on monday
- got a competing job offer
- 😵💫
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I love watching dudes rise to power only to show the world that they’re really just a little bitch boys.
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