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  • This is my best typo in a while t.co/TY1vyCNi7e posted 3 years ago - reply

  • I can’t wait until I can look at some clock/calendar combo and see that it’s 2/22/22 22:22:22 and then say, “Oh yeah, baby.” posted 3 years ago - reply

  • Just went to the gym for the first time in nearly 2 years and it felt awesome. I had also forgotten how much old men like to let their butts and nuts hang in the locker room. posted 3 years ago - reply

  • If you ever see some graffiti or a bathroom wall that says, “eat shit and die” … just add commas. posted 3 years ago - reply

  • I can’t wait see PYPL drop below $100 today. posted 3 years ago - 2 comments

  • “Nobody wants to work out to Come Sail Away by JOURNEY at volume level THREE!” - kari whisper screams as she gets home from the gym at 6am posted 3 years ago - 1 comment

  • I love it when people give me some minutes back. posted 3 years ago - 1 comment

  • You ever buy an outfit that has a cool lookin head all over it and then realize it’s Charles Manson? 🙋‍♂️ posted 3 years ago - 3 comments

  • I got some jibbitz for my crocs posted 3 years ago - 5 comments

  • Remember business cards? posted 3 years ago - 3 comments

  • I thoroughly enjoy watching tech companies that tout the future immediately fall over with a bit of load. @coinbase posted 3 years ago - reply

  • Kinda thought Russia was gonna invade Ukraine during the Super Bowl. Would’ve been a weirdo 2022 distraction event. posted 3 years ago - reply

  • I built a custom sub box with a CD changer that i could reach from the front seat if it was leaned back enough and the back seats were folded down... This was honestly where I peaked. twitter.com/actionco...243075 posted 3 years ago - reply

  • That was one of the better Super Bowls that I’ve seen posted 3 years ago - 1 comment

  • Well that was a fun halftime show for us olds. posted 3 years ago - 1 comment

  • My mother in law’s phone ringtone is the song Who Can It Be Now by Men at Work, lol posted 3 years ago - 1 comment

  • The last concert that I went to was 2 years ago today. @JODYHiGHROLLER, Des Moines, Iowa. I miss concerts so much. posted 3 years ago - reply

  • Lately, I’ve been bringing my headphones to bed, closing my eyes, and just chilling and listening to music to wind down. I love it. posted 3 years ago - reply

  • Sometimes it’s important to wake up in the morning and step outside, take a deep breath, get real high and scream from the top of your lungs, “WHAT’S GOIN ON!!!!” posted 3 years ago - reply

  • These muscle relaxers got me wondering… is this how normal people, who are able to chill and take naps and read books feel? It’s so nice. posted 3 years ago - 2 comments