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  • Just went to the doctor and he gave me a shot of something that I didn’t even do my own research on. I hope that I’m safe. posted 3 years ago - reply

  • There are parts of getting old that I don’t mind… but I just sat up and pulled something in my neck and now I can’t turn my head and it hurts to breathe. 👎 posted 3 years ago - 2 comments

  • @JShinbot Have you seen what low mileage, stock versions of these are selling for lately? posted 3 years ago - 4 comments

  • Constant struggle: Wanting to buy all of the video equipment even though I have nothing compelling to shoot. posted 3 years ago - 1 comment

  • Whenever you're feeling down about your tech company salary, stock, bonus, or raise, I always recommend that you talk to one of your teacher friends about it and see how they feel. posted 3 years ago - reply

  • Are you guys ready for 2/2/22 22:22:22? posted 3 years ago - 8 comments

  • Your mouth, nose, eyes, and ears are indirectly connected to your butt hole through a series of tubes. You ever think about that? posted 3 years ago - 1 comment

  • Wong Fu Productions partnered with my company to do a short film about Lunar New Year and the red envelope. It's a beautiful little story and highlights the cute Venmo Gift Wrapping feature that I recently built with a handful of other rad folks. Check it: youtu.be/RtjArnV9q70 posted 3 years ago - reply

  • sup? WRONG ANSWERS ONLY!! posted 3 years ago - 6 comments

  • Sittin around the fire with friends and just got talked into buying diktok.fun. posted 3 years ago - 1 comment

  • Look at this fun little thing that I helped build. twitter.com/Venmo/st...029568 posted 3 years ago - reply

  • I’ve been thinking about kleptocurrency a lot lately. posted 3 years ago - reply

  • Just caught my work laptop in mid-air after I aggressively pushed myself away from my desk, snagged the power cable on my chair, and sent it flying. Whew. posted 3 years ago - reply

  • @chrismessina @MattHartman @ltibbets It’s right there in the header, dood posted 3 years ago - reply

  • I love tweeting words. 6,058. 6/6/6. ✅ posted 3 years ago - reply

  • Anyone else think it’s weird that everyone talks about covid until they get covid? Then it becomes secret city. posted 3 years ago - 4 comments

  • Made it home from Chicago in under 5 hours and found quite a winter wonderland. Holy buckets of snow. posted 3 years ago - reply

  • Spontaneous trip to Chicago to watch a Bulls game with @harper during a snow storm and covid surge? …I’ve done dumber things posted 3 years ago - 2 comments

  • Just threw a whole handful of wasabi peas in my mouth and started chomping. Jesus Christ. posted 3 years ago - reply

  • 420 6/9 ⬜️⬜️🟩⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️🟩⬜️⬜️ ⬜️🟩🟩🟩⬜️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜️ ⬜️🟩🟩🟩⬜️ posted 3 years ago - reply