Just went to the doctor and he gave me a shot of something that I didn’t even do my own research on.
I hope that I’m safe.
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There are parts of getting old that I don’t mind… but I just sat up and pulled something in my neck and now I can’t turn my head and it hurts to breathe. 👎
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@JShinbot Have you seen what low mileage, stock versions of these are selling for lately?
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Constant struggle: Wanting to buy all of the video equipment even though I have nothing compelling to shoot.
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Whenever you're feeling down about your tech company salary, stock, bonus, or raise, I always recommend that you talk to one of your teacher friends about it and see how they feel.
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Your mouth, nose, eyes, and ears are indirectly connected to your butt hole through a series of tubes. You ever think about that?
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Wong Fu Productions partnered with my company to do a short film about Lunar New Year and the red envelope. It's a beautiful little story and highlights the cute Venmo Gift Wrapping feature that I recently built with a handful of other rad folks.
Check it: youtu.be/RtjArnV9q70
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I’ve been thinking about kleptocurrency a lot lately.
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Just caught my work laptop in mid-air after I aggressively pushed myself away from my desk, snagged the power cable on my chair, and sent it flying.
Whew.
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I love tweeting words. 6,058. 6/6/6.
✅
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Anyone else think it’s weird that everyone talks about covid until they get covid? Then it becomes secret city.
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Made it home from Chicago in under 5 hours and found quite a winter wonderland. Holy buckets of snow.
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Spontaneous trip to Chicago to watch a Bulls game with @harper during a snow storm and covid surge? …I’ve done dumber things
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Just threw a whole handful of wasabi peas in my mouth and started chomping. Jesus Christ.
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