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  • My website has been slow as shit. My DB, along with many of its definitions are literally 20 years old, so I revisited it. 95% of the issue was poorly defined indexes and a couple bad query patterns that haven't scaled with my data. Duh. So, remember to revisit your indexes every once in a while. posted 4 months ago - 3 comments

  • My neighbor is out here in a dumpy old snowplow, clearing the 1” dusting of snow off his driveway while blaring Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. #FirstSnowOfTheYear posted 4 months ago - reply

  • I’ve reached the age where I need a good session of stretching and foam rolling my back before bed. Feels pretty good tho. posted 4 months ago - 2 comments

  • I’ve been abusing my bod this holiday season and it’s barely begun. bodymelt.gif posted 4 months ago - reply

  • It’s remarkable how much better my mood is while driving in holiday traffic in a vehicle with adaptive cruise control. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • Getting to say that we’re skeetin on the skyline is reason enough to be on Bluesky, imo. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • I just spelled the word “crashed” like “crached” … and now I’m going to step away from my computer for a bit. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • My therapist pointed out that my self esteem is pretty directly tied to how productive I am… and I’ve been having a ton of productivity failures lately. Feels bad, man. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • I kinda regret choosing to build my website with Nuxt. I want to love it, but it’s just too easy to get into buggy states, hard to troubleshoot, and so many things that should be straight forward are not. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • We know too much about too many people. posted 4 months ago - 1 comment

  • Debounce is a really stupid word. posted 4 months ago - 1 comment

  • Kari said she needed some joy in her life… so we’re spending this Saturday evening decorating for Christmas… 2 weeks early. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • Hey, did Mike Tyson punch out that queef yet? posted 4 months ago - 1 comment

  • I’ve been having issues with Apple photos, where certain pics are becoming corrupt to the point where I can’t even edit them. I’m not doing anything crazy with my library… just using the software on 2 devices. posted 4 months ago - 2 comments

  • Booked a couple plane tickets to Banff. May not return. Plz send tips. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • It’s fun to see my buds all joining Bluesky. Feels like 2006 twitter. posted 4 months ago - 4 comments

  • I’m finding myself to be way more productive after removing most of the social media and news apps from my phone. I did catch my self habitually doom scrolling my email the other day tho. lol. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • There’s something about the old Insane Clown Posse albums that I still find incredibly therapeutic in times like this. Probably has something to do with the horror stories about torturing bigots, racists, sexual predators, and other pieces of shit. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • At this moment, I’ve straight up lost faith in everything. My country, state, family, old friends, tech, capitalism, the people around me. I give a shit about very little. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • Yesterday, I deleted Reddit, X, Facebook, TikTok, and all the news apps from my phone. Today, I’m realizing just how toxic and addicting they were. posted 4 months ago - reply