I’ve been thinking about kleptocurrency a lot lately.
posted 3 years ago
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Just caught my work laptop in mid-air after I aggressively pushed myself away from my desk, snagged the power cable on my chair, and sent it flying.
Whew.
posted 3 years ago
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I love tweeting words. 6,058. 6/6/6.
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posted 4 years ago
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Anyone else think it’s weird that everyone talks about covid until they get covid? Then it becomes secret city.
posted 4 years ago
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Made it home from Chicago in under 5 hours and found quite a winter wonderland. Holy buckets of snow.
posted 4 years ago
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Spontaneous trip to Chicago to watch a Bulls game with @harper during a snow storm and covid surge? …I’ve done dumber things
posted 4 years ago
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Just threw a whole handful of wasabi peas in my mouth and started chomping. Jesus Christ.
posted 4 years ago
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420 6/9
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posted 4 years ago
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My resolution this year is to only eat plants that I’ve killed myself
posted 4 years ago
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@RIOzay @Google @Sonos Hard disagree. I don’t want my sonos to get back burnered for another rando messaging app or YouTube home audio or some shit.
posted 4 years ago
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I’m only interested in music that makes my hips thrust.
posted 4 years ago
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Lately, I’ve been learning that my jokes often don’t land the way that I expect them to
posted 4 years ago
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Getting back into UI dev is a-whole-nother game, man. Shit is so brittle… and fun.
posted 4 years ago
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Does anyone know if the CDC has recommended anything recently?
posted 4 years ago
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That feeling when you realize that it’s a paid holiday after being at work for 90 minutes… lol. Early dismissal!!!
posted 4 years ago
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Welp.. I spose it’s about time that I take my first shower of the year.
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