home
bio
photos
videos
press
blog
stories
tags
contact
Microblog
Laying in a holiday inn hotel room for the first time in some years and I can count 10 LEDs from various, hotel installed devices… God, bless the designer in charge of this tech constellation nightmare.
posted
4 years ago
-
4 comments
@
harper
My Toto washlet.
posted
4 years ago
-
reply
Driving like an asshole is my happiest place.
posted
4 years ago
-
1 comment
When the local covid testing spot knows your wife’s birthday by heart…
posted
4 years ago
-
reply
It is 73 degrees in Iowa right now. Totally normal December temperature.
posted
4 years ago
-
2 comments
This is a wild tweet
t.co/6naQSf7rX2
posted
4 years ago
-
reply
The sound quality that comes out of these new MacBook pros barely makes sense.
posted
4 years ago
-
1 comment
Kitchen sink is clogged. Gonna burn down the house.
posted
4 years ago
-
reply
@
Jackovin
Nerds: unite!
t.co/fWi3rkryjd
posted
4 years ago
-
2 comments
I wanna look like Techno Viking
posted
4 years ago
-
reply
Hey @
kumandgo
, have you ever thought about rebranding to skeet & yeet?
posted
4 years ago
-
reply
Just got my first Apple Watch and it is NERDY AF!!!
posted
4 years ago
-
1 comment
It’s good to put all your eggs in 1 basket.
posted
4 years ago
-
10 comments
Does anyone actually pursue jobs from companies that incessantly spam you?
posted
4 years ago
-
1 comment
This is how Jesus wanted us to be.
t.co/VvaSdvnBcU
posted
4 years ago
-
2 comments
Football makes no sense. The whole game is so dumb, hahah.
posted
4 years ago
-
1 comment
I use phones like a boomer now
posted
4 years ago
-
1 comment
Do you pronounce jpeg with a hard j or a soft j?
posted
4 years ago
-
7 comments
Sometimes you just gotta blare some, fuck the world music, ya know?
posted
4 years ago
-
4 comments
@
MPilonn
This is good
posted
4 years ago
-
1 comment
1
2
...
52
53
54
...
1088
1089