Microblog

  • Thankful for these sane and eloquent old balls that perfectly represent me and my state. t.co/XL4yOCsDtn posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Hey, thanks posted 4 years ago - reply

  • @harper @galactic_io I keep my bank account balances on my TV screens for the same effect posted 4 years ago - 4 comments

  • I really don’t like fucking with the ops and infrastructure side of software. I just wanna build products, man. posted 4 years ago - 1 comment

  • Got in a wreck (rearended, everyone’s fine) on my way a dentist appointment and my hygienist is mad at me for being late, hahah. Fun day. posted 4 years ago - 5 comments

  • There’s not much better than hangin and talkin shit with @kbroox posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Imagine getting shot dead at a cookie shop. Man. t.co/IvWoXQXZ71 posted 4 years ago - 1 comment

  • Brought some sushi back to the office. Did not think about how those fried shrimp heads would smell. (sorry. sorry. sorry. I’m re-learning now to do this) posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Getting a new computer is the easiest way, that I know, to close all of my browser tabs. posted 4 years ago - 1 comment

  • I am very bad at CSS posted 4 years ago - 4 comments

  • Just bought a new laptop for the first time ever. Feeling really big time right now. I’m a computer boi. Gonna compute things. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • There’s not a whole lot better than going out with your best bud and kissin on the lips posted 4 years ago - 4 comments

  • OH MY GAWD IT’S SNOW. IIIIIIIING posted 4 years ago - reply

  • It’s really good to have good friends. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • @arkmashton What if I told you, the macaroni is a casserole posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Man, I got social media ROASTED today. I need to not make a habit of that. Shit’s exhausting. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • At a Dave Chappelle show. My phone is about to be locked up for the foreseeable future… so, if you don’t here from me… just wait longer. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • This is a real tweet t.co/GifgSgG3AM posted 4 years ago - 1 comment

  • My go-to chip brand accidentally messed up this batch of tortilla chips… Nearly every chip in the bag is all puffed up like those old 3D doritos and they. ARE. AWESOMMME posted 4 years ago - 2 comments

  • You know what’s awesome? Beer. Beer is awesome. posted 4 years ago - 1 comment