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  • This photo of Ron Jeremy in court is so gnarly t.co/wtLFUDvua3 posted 4 years ago - 3 comments

  • Iowa nice! t.co/gUAtslUNpr posted 4 years ago - reply

  • I just ordered new wheels and bearings for my 20 year old aggressive inline skates… Ready for some overly ripe froot bootin. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • @MPilonn I’m an island bwahhhh posted 4 years ago - reply

  • I just put my old aiaiai headphones on after a year or so of using AirPod Pros and holy shit… I forgot about bass. posted 4 years ago - 3 comments

  • I read the comments section of some news articles and watched a couple wacko televangelist videos this morning after I woke up… so, uh… Happy, “no faith in humanity” Wednesday! posted 4 years ago - 1 comment

  • “I’m so glad that you don’t wear pajama pants,” says @kbroox, as we walk past a grown-ass man wearing pajama pants at the grocery store. Oh yeah, baby. I’ve got my shit together enough to wear real pants in public. Proud moment. posted 4 years ago - 5 comments

  • Just got BOOSTED cause I’m a big time VAX BOY and I need the WORLD TO KNOW. posted 4 years ago - 8 comments

  • The Christmas lights are fucked. The Christmas lights are always fucked. posted 4 years ago - 1 comment

  • If you’re not having your turkey pavochon style, you’re really missing out... Never goin back. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Thankful for these sane and eloquent old balls that perfectly represent me and my state. t.co/XL4yOCsDtn posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Hey, thanks posted 4 years ago - reply

  • @harper @galactic_io I keep my bank account balances on my TV screens for the same effect posted 4 years ago - 4 comments

  • I really don’t like fucking with the ops and infrastructure side of software. I just wanna build products, man. posted 4 years ago - 1 comment

  • Got in a wreck (rearended, everyone’s fine) on my way a dentist appointment and my hygienist is mad at me for being late, hahah. Fun day. posted 4 years ago - 5 comments

  • There’s not much better than hangin and talkin shit with @kbroox posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Imagine getting shot dead at a cookie shop. Man. t.co/IvWoXQXZ71 posted 4 years ago - 1 comment

  • Brought some sushi back to the office. Did not think about how those fried shrimp heads would smell. (sorry. sorry. sorry. I’m re-learning now to do this) posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Getting a new computer is the easiest way, that I know, to close all of my browser tabs. posted 4 years ago - 1 comment

  • I am very bad at CSS posted 4 years ago - 4 comments