whenever someone starts singing happy birthday to you in public, just start singing along. then no one will know whose birthday it actually is.
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@bpmilne Venmo credit card 3% cash back to crypto (ETH, BTC, BCH, LTC). Rolling out now.
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When you take your dog to get his toenails clipped and the vet comes back out with a bottle of pills and says, “next time, give him 2 of these before you come in” … Butthole.
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I've been working on this with a team of really awesome folks. It's great to see it rolling out! t.co/cOlQvfI10J
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Watching my dog attempt to catch wasps in his mouth invokes a rollercoaster of emotions.
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I played sand volleyball tonight, gonna meet with a bunch of startups tomorrow, my birthday is Thursday, I’m having a party Saturday, and I’ve got the rest of the week off. oh. yeah. baby.
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Just dropped by my car dealership for service. The showroom is completely empty because they put every vehicle outside to make it look like they have new inventory. Kinda wild.
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I went to a tech stars event tonight as a mentor.. Real life conversations are both exhilarating and exhausting.. I need some exercise.
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Benny just ran past my office with a 12-pack of toilet paper in his mouth.
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My neighbors apparently listed and sold their house while I was away for the weekend. 🤯
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