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  • If these bad boys had some grind plates in them… I’d go pro again. heelys.com/collectio...te-red posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Reading the internet/news after a couple days of being off the grid, and… I miss being off the grid. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Earlier this week, I was reminded that leisure is *spending* time and not *wasting* it. For someone who’s always trying to be productive, it was a good check. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Just broke Karis new gold nose ring trying to take it out. She is not impressed with me. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • My latest revelation is that everything, literally everything, is corny. posted 4 years ago - 2 comments

  • @BillyNrthWoods @MPilonn I don’t think so posted 4 years ago - 6 comments

  • Kari just described first day kindergartners as puppies. lol. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • I don’t think I want a Tesla bot posted 4 years ago - 3 comments

  • @arkmashton Same, dude. Same. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Kari was back to working in a building for a couple weeks and then got sent right back home because of covid outbreaks... Here we go again. posted 4 years ago - 1 comment

  • whenever someone starts singing happy birthday to you in public, just start singing along. then no one will know whose birthday it actually is. posted 4 years ago - 1 comment

  • @harper My favorite state posted 4 years ago - 1 comment

  • @bpmilne Venmo credit card 3% cash back to crypto (ETH, BTC, BCH, LTC). Rolling out now. posted 4 years ago - 5 comments

  • When you take your dog to get his toenails clipped and the vet comes back out with a bottle of pills and says, “next time, give him 2 of these before you come in” … Butthole. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Benny Brooks is a cock posted 4 years ago - reply

  • I've been working on this with a team of really awesome folks. It's great to see it rolling out! t.co/cOlQvfI10J posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Watching my dog attempt to catch wasps in his mouth invokes a rollercoaster of emotions. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • I played sand volleyball tonight, gonna meet with a bunch of startups tomorrow, my birthday is Thursday, I’m having a party Saturday, and I’ve got the rest of the week off. oh. yeah. baby. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Just dropped by my car dealership for service. The showroom is completely empty because they put every vehicle outside to make it look like they have new inventory. Kinda wild. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • The internet is fuckin weird, man posted 4 years ago - reply