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  • Ad content has really shifted since I googled, “best male thong” over the weekend. posted 4 years ago - 1 comment

  • Problem: I’m ready for more tattoos, but I don’t have any subject matter ideas. posted 4 years ago - 4 comments

  • Can anyone tell me where to buy a nice bit rot jpg for fifty thousand dollars? I’ve just got some extra money that I would like to use to improve my rich white tech boy status. posted 4 years ago - 7 comments

  • @dollcraftcraig t.co/iGIjulePKM posted 4 years ago - reply

  • @Abby4Iowa @ChuckGrassley Yeah, but make sure to wipe off the lens on your cellular phone camera next time, ok? posted 4 years ago - reply

  • I love football. Big strong boys. Slammin n rammin. Very strong. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Dang. These San Bernardino Saints are smoking the Sconsin Packer boys. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • @harper 🧐 posted 4 years ago - reply

  • I don’t love football, but I love the tradition of talking shit during the Iowa vs Iowa State football game. 46-22 posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Nice catch, blanco nino. But too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaacked posted 4 years ago - reply

  • I mean, black jerseys ARE cooler than maroon and yellow ones. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Went out to meet a bunch of really good friends that I’ve not seen in a very long time and forgot to bring my camera to document it… dammit. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • I ate a lot of garlic today. Who wants a smooch? posted 4 years ago - 1 comment

  • A dude that I work with just said that he eats Cheetos with chopsticks to avoid the messy fingers. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • TODAY IN IOWA WE WILL WATCH OUR FAVORITE COLLEGE FOOTBALL TEAM BECAUSE THIS IS ALL WE’VE GOT OK? posted 4 years ago - 1 comment

  • Today has been good. Yoga. Dogs. Friends. Tacos. Speeding. Beer. Sushi. Wifey. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • I’m gonna listen to a korn album and see what that’s like. posted 4 years ago - 2 comments

  • That feeling when you open up the record mismatch letters from the IRS posted 4 years ago - reply

  • IT’S CHAINSAW TIME posted 4 years ago - reply

  • i just scheduled a meeting titled, “double click and align on product objectives and key results” cause I’m a big time business boy. posted 4 years ago - 7 comments