Typing chick-fil-a with autocorrect turned on is one of the hardest things that I’ve ever had to do
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Bout to do a DNA test for the new pup, Benny Brooks.. and I’m pretty sure it’s gonna say that he’s at least 25% butthole.
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I just overheard Kari, on a work call, say, “stop breathing like a chicken.”
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Sony’s launching a phone with a zoom lens... It uses a little periscope to fit the physically moving glass into the body. I probably won’t buy a Sony phone, but this is so cool.
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My tax man just said that I owe the IRS a third of what I was expecting to owe.
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That feeling after you adopt a new dog and then learn that he has a pre-existing, fully torn, and untreated ACL...
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2 years ago, I saw DMX perform in Des Moines and then fist bumped him at a club before anyone else noticed he was there... At the time, he seemed like he was on the up... Addiction, man... RIP
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When you’re friendly and curious with tech support on the phone, it seems like they just wanna hang out and shoot the shit about tech forever. I love it.
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I really like how apple randomly fails to send texts to group chats that contain non-iPhones. Very helpful. And infuriating. t.co/FjWXZY8UbM
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