Isn’t it so weird that bird shit is white?
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Kari, realizing that she forgot to wear her mask in a gas station, “oh great! What an asshole! Everyone probably thinks I voted for Trump!”
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Typing chick-fil-a with autocorrect turned on is one of the hardest things that I’ve ever had to do
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Bout to do a DNA test for the new pup, Benny Brooks.. and I’m pretty sure it’s gonna say that he’s at least 25% butthole.
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I just overheard Kari, on a work call, say, “stop breathing like a chicken.”
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Sony’s launching a phone with a zoom lens... It uses a little periscope to fit the physically moving glass into the body. I probably won’t buy a Sony phone, but this is so cool.
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