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  • Four day weekend starts right now! posted 5 years ago - reply

  • @realDonaldTrump You are a third grader. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • I have no idea what I’m doing posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • Does time seem to be going faster for anyone else? The further into this pandemic we get, the faster the weeks seem to go. posted 5 years ago - 4 comments

  • Know what’s better than sitting at a computer? Pretty much everything posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • @BlackSaddleBike I’m glad that you weren’t being a fool and wrapped your tool. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Listen. Talk to your friends. Fact check. Stop sharing misinformation and conspiracy theories. Stop being manipulated. Stop being hateful. Ok, thank you. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • You cannot understand the rest of the nation if you stay in your biased bubbles - especially while being largely confined during a pandemic. Subscribe to the AP, NPR, BBC, your local newspaper. Look at AllSides for perspective. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Consider switching to centrist news sources. Your news shouldn’t be exclusively coming from CNN or Fox. It definitely shouldn’t be coming from The Blaze, Mother Jones, Daily Wire, or Huffpost. It shouldn’t be based on what Facebook, Reddit or Twitter’s algorithms think you like. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • New quarantine hobby: spending all of my money on furniture and home technology. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • AirPods Pro. As much as I hate to admit it, they’ve been one of my favorite purchases of 2020. posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • @MPilonn @RandPaul What a stinker posted 5 years ago - reply

  • @BlackSaddleBike Hi daddy, can you take me for a bike ride to the 7 day spa? And afterwards can we get some cocktails and cigars? posted 5 years ago - reply

  • @MPilonn @realDonaldTrump Main reason I’m voting against him posted 5 years ago - reply

  • lil baby kershaw chive. t.co/xRiZGw5uyc t.co/bjlura4J6q posted 5 years ago - reply

  • @mg @AndyRichter same. lil baby ken onion. Every time that I forget and a security guard takes it, I just immediately have another one Amazon primed to my house. t.co/opU2nZoCyS posted 5 years ago - reply

  • When’s the last time you profoundly accepted something? posted 5 years ago - 3 comments

  • This country is fucked posted 5 years ago - 2 comments

  • My mayor finally put in a mask mandate... and I cannot wait to see how our brilliant governor responds. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • @TheOnion That doesn’t look like a Mississippi River... IDIOTS posted 5 years ago - reply