Dreaming of going to the airport, giving a TSA agent a shoulder rub, kissing the ticketing agent, and sitting in the middle seat of a multi-hour flight with my arms around two strangers.
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Trump blaming the spread of wildfires on poor forest management while taking no blame for his poor management on the spread of COVID-19 is ... heh... yeah.
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SiriusXM are real dicks when it comes to subscriptions. Just canceled all three cars.
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“It's ok, allow yourself a little hate. Hatred is not so bad when directed at injustice. You can turn the other cheek, just don't turn the other way” - Fat Mike, NoFX, 2003
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Can someone please explain the TRUMP 2020 “NO MORE BULLSHIT” flags? Like... hasn’t dude been in charge for a while?
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I feel like we’re missing out on an opportunity to build crazy masks into football helmets to make the players look like cyborgs.
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I’ve been ordering vinyl copies of albums that I used to own on CD. Twice now, I’ve gotten albums with duplicate record twos and no record ones. Dangit!
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After a decade or so of having a 5-digit amount of unread emails, I finally decided to “archive all.” Gonna give this inbox: zero thing a try. I am an adult now.
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It’s important to call your dog a wet ass puppy after it comes in from the rain... He’s a wap wap wap wap, wet ass puppy boy.
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Blaring NIN albums. “Don’t you fucking know what you are?” is the question of the times.
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Saturday night pizza picnic at the downtown sculpture garden was a terrible idea, lol. People are idiots.
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Do you think our whiny boy President got too many spankings as a kid? Or not enough spankings?
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