Just wrapped up my first season of hockey in 25 years… whew. Definitely not in the shape that I used to be in, but I’m having a blast and can’t wait for fall league to start.
I managed to slip 1 more goal in tonight as well.
posted 8 months ago
- reply
I think it’s pretty damned respectable for Biden to put ego aside and do what he believes his constituents want.
Could he have done it sooner? Sure, but here we are.
Let’s focus on making sure that narcissistic, bigot, MAGA felon fuck never steps foot into our White House again
posted 8 months ago
- reply
Just canceled Mediacom after being with them for 20 years. Kinda felt like a breakup.
This new fiber tho… 🥵🥵🥵
posted 8 months ago
- reply
Walked into this IndyCar / Post Malone event right after the race finished. Dammit. And now we wait for Posty.
(but the people watching is fantastic)
posted 8 months ago
- reply
America was founded by immigrants looking for religious freedom, economic opportunity, and political liberty.
Let’s stand (and vote) for that.
posted 9 months ago
- reply
Just made one of those $1000 drop your iPhone and shatter the screen mistakes. A few months before the next iteration. Goddammit.
posted 9 months ago
- reply
Just scored the game winning goal in a shootout in overtime. Wrist shot to the upper right side. Felt good, mans.
posted 9 months ago
- reply
Just went 9 under in a best ball golf tournament with @BENovator… and I won both “closest to pin” flag events on the round. Oh yea, baby.
posted 9 months ago
- reply
Just got out of my car at a restaurant and realized that I’m wearing house slippers.
ADHD Airhead lyfe.
posted 9 months ago
- reply
I’ve really grown to hate the state of Iowa, which is a bummer because I used to be pretty proud of it.
Awful weather. No public land. No respect for the land in general. Worsening politics and worsening education.
City perks aside, this is not a nice place to live.
posted 9 months ago
- reply
There’s nothing like putting on a freshly washed pair of jean shorts. Nice and stiff. Just the way I like em.
posted 9 months ago
- reply
RT @CBSEveningNews: BREAKING: Four instructors affiliated with Iowa's Cornell College were injured in "a serious incident" while at a park…
posted 9 months ago
- reply
I scored 2 of our 3 goals in hockey tonight.
3 games. 4 goals.
Oh yeah baby.
posted 9 months ago
- reply
Holy shit. Apple is finally going to allow us to remove the flashlight from the Lock Screen. #courage
posted 9 months ago
- reply
I’ve scored in 100% of the hockey games that I’ve played in since rejoining… which is 2.
2 games. 2 goals.
Skating is still atrocious tho.
posted 10 months ago
- reply
