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  • @skabaru @harper My only car is a nearly 8 year old BMW posted 11 months ago - reply

  • I want a slice of Casey’s breakfast pizza and a big ol dewski… but I dunno if this is the way to set 2024 up for success. posted 11 months ago - reply

  • I think 2024’s gonna be brutal. I hope I’m wrong though. posted 11 months ago - reply

  • @iowastatepatrol Atta kid. posted 11 months ago - reply

  • Kari is over here trying to tell me that I have boujee taste and I think she is wrong. Am I a boujee boy? posted 11 months ago - reply

  • @billwanjohi The sickest! posted 11 months ago - reply

  • I am at a hockey game and just saw a guy get a penalty for embellishment after getting tripped. I love this so much. Can we add it to lil baby boy soccer and basketball now? posted 11 months ago - reply

  • a lot of times when i'm drinking water, that good vibrations song by marky mark and the funky bunch plays in my head. but i substitute vibration for hydration. posted 11 months ago - reply

  • Today, I got a massage where the therapist started increasingly applying pressure and told me to “say when.” I held out like I was getting freshly grated Parmesan all over my Italian dinner. She kicked my ass. posted 11 months ago - reply

  • Before President James Polk went to bed on Dec. 28, 1846, he dipped his quill pen in ink and wrote in his diary: “Nothing much happened today.” That’s the day he signed a bill admitting Iowa as the 29th state in the Union. posted 11 months ago - reply

  • My 20 year old php site is still up and way more performant and stable than my modern(ish) vue + node frontend backed by a python REST API. All hitting the same MySQL DB that I’ve been maintaining since college. posted 11 months ago - reply

  • @kbroox has some pretty great people in her circle. posted 11 months ago - reply

  • Happy holidays, merry Christmas, and fuck @KimReynoldsIA posted 11 months ago - reply

  • If you look closely, you’ll find a photo of me on the Caitlin Clark Wikipedia page. posted 11 months ago - reply

  • The first NBA game was played at the Wharton Field House in Moline, Illinois. The Denver Nuggets vs the Tri-City Blackhawks - now the Atlanta Hawks. The Blackhawks won. posted 11 months ago - reply

  • An old woman just got up from the bar at this brunch spot and had her own barstool seat cushion that she picked up and took with her. 🫡 posted 11 months ago - reply

  • CHRISTMAS BREAK BABAYYYY posted 11 months ago - reply

  • @tolar The rings around it are just beautiful. posted 11 months ago - reply

  • Wow. Uranus looks a lot cooler than I expected. posted 11 months ago - reply

  • Learned about 2 separate people that I love being diagnosed with aggressive cancers today… I hate that shit. posted 11 months ago - reply