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  • Goodnight, Ned posted 5 years ago - reply

  • @sdotrank @BlackSaddleBike Yeah posted 5 years ago - reply

  • are tekashi 6ix 9ine and young m.a. twins or no? posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • TFW you find a $5,000 mistake on the completed tax forms that you paid your CPA to do correctly. 😐 posted 5 years ago - reply

  • 🥱🖥🍳🖥🥘🖥🧟‍♂️🛌🔄 posted 5 years ago - reply

  • @MPilonn bless you posted 5 years ago - reply

  • @harper My computer will crash and close them for me soon enough posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Zoom parties are not fun posted 5 years ago - reply

  • BMW North America killing the European delivery program is such a bummer... Feeling very fortunate that I got to take advantage of it while it was a thing. Experience of a lifetime. posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • Out for a drive and this old black dude was driving by. He stopped, got out of his truck, and said, "man, that car is a bad motha fucka!" and then talked to me about girls. Best IRL human interaction that I’ve had in weeks. posted 5 years ago - 2 comments

  • On a 100+ person video call with a dude who doesn’t know that he’s unmuted and is watching some super gnarly/inappropriate videos in the background. I live for this shit. posted 5 years ago - 5 comments

  • They were actually rice cakes. Pre-formed. Cooked up by @kbroox posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Just stress ate a bowl of Korean noods that was way too big. Now I’m gonna go stress mow my lawn. And then I’m gonna stress go back to work. posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • When a woman says that she likes your gray hairs, it just means that she likes that you’re closer to death. posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • The amount of money that my tax man told me to pay the IRS is much higher than the amount of money I was planning to pay the IRS. 😐 posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • everything is fake posted 5 years ago - 2 comments

  • @RIOzay You mean that the flying objects are really unidentifiable? posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • Work this morning: router crashed mid meeting. Webcam did not work. Laptop froze twice. Rebooting took 3 tries @ 10 minutes a piece... Working with computers is fun. posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • @harper I’ve been doin this by splitting my screen into 3 windows. White background browser with content relevant to call on the left, video call in center, white background notes app on right. Helps to have an ultra wide monitor. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Week 7. I finally cracked. We got our first takeout food of the pandemic. Fong’s pizza. posted 5 years ago - 4 comments