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  • On a 100+ person video call with a dude who doesn’t know that he’s unmuted and is watching some super gnarly/inappropriate videos in the background. I live for this shit. posted 5 years ago - 5 comments

  • They were actually rice cakes. Pre-formed. Cooked up by @kbroox posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Just stress ate a bowl of Korean noods that was way too big. Now I’m gonna go stress mow my lawn. And then I’m gonna stress go back to work. posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • When a woman says that she likes your gray hairs, it just means that she likes that you’re closer to death. posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • The amount of money that my tax man told me to pay the IRS is much higher than the amount of money I was planning to pay the IRS. 😐 posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • everything is fake posted 5 years ago - 2 comments

  • @RIOzay You mean that the flying objects are really unidentifiable? posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • Work this morning: router crashed mid meeting. Webcam did not work. Laptop froze twice. Rebooting took 3 tries @ 10 minutes a piece... Working with computers is fun. posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • @harper I’ve been doin this by splitting my screen into 3 windows. White background browser with content relevant to call on the left, video call in center, white background notes app on right. Helps to have an ultra wide monitor. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Week 7. I finally cracked. We got our first takeout food of the pandemic. Fong’s pizza. posted 5 years ago - 4 comments

  • I got my first storage unit. I am big time now. t.co/gyvu1c4Pmd posted 5 years ago - 3 comments

  • In times like these, it's important to blare The Idiots Are Taking Over by NOFX posted 5 years ago - reply

  • “I’m like Rapunzel in this bitch!” - Kari, jealous about me going to the grocery store and hardware store. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Week 6 of isolation. Finally able to buy a pack of toilet paper at my local grocery store. Things are looking up! posted 5 years ago - reply

  • One cool thing about fluorescent light tubes is that when they break, they throw shrapnel all over the fucking room. posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • PSA: you can put tater tots in a cast iron skillet and cook them on a charcoal grill and they are awesome. posted 5 years ago - 5 comments

  • @arkmashton Has he learned to get fed up, walk away and crack a beer in the late afternoon? posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • Getting out and driving recklessly feels very good during these times. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • @bpmilne @Foursquare @dens I’ve noticed that they started giving you zero points if you check in at a place that’s not a house in swarm, heh. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • One of my neighbors is straight up having a party. 20+ people chillin. 🤔 posted 5 years ago - 5 comments