Passed well over 50 other Jeep Wranglers on the drive home from Chicago... So excited to have such a rare vehicle.
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Kari and I saw Lizzo perform tonight in Chicago and she put on a ridiculously good show. Also, female dominated crowds are batshit.
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I am wearing a fitness tracker on my wrist now. I hate the way it looks, but I like everything else about it.
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I can't stop thinking about Nick Offerman saying that he doesn't own a gun "because he's not a fucking coward" at his show last night. So good.
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Whelp, Nick Offerman is a sane + hilarious person IRL. Best comedy show I've been to in a bit.
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I've been hunting moles in my lawn for weeks and it has almost literally driven me insane. I just saw some movement in my lawn and stabbed the shit out of it with a shovel... Think I got one.
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Tonight I ate Filipino, Bosnian, Korean, Jamaican, Grecian, Venezuelan, Nepalese, Ukrainian, and Laotian food... and I am now blaring Death From Above so I don't pass out.
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🚨🚨🚨 There is no Ethiopian food at the Des Moines World Food Fest! Kari is currently knocking over all of the other booths in a fit of rage. 🚨🚨🚨
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Currently getting my garage floors epoxied and I'm probably more excited about this than any other home renovation that we've done.
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I think I've made a mistake... I cannot stop shopping for Jeep parts.
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4-year vest: complete. Feels good to be a free agent again.
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Put 1,000+ miles on the new Jeep this weekend! Road tripped through Iowa, Illinois and Minnesota to see some shows, go to a wedding, and hang with a lot of great friends.
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This woman at this wedding just told me that I looked like the dude from Deadpool. I assume she meant scarred up Ryan Reynolds and not TJ Miller.
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We all know the rain delays and the field goals were just to make Iowa State feel good about their lead. #hawkEYEnation
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My favorite part about calling the IRS is listening to their repetitive hold music for an hour.
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I really thought that 2019 was gonna be the year that I'd get to kick back and hang out more... Now shooting for 2020... or hopefully some time before I turn 40.
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