Weekends at home are so rad. I gotta try to do this more often. Tomorrow: Chicago.
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Currently washing my car, listening to The Great Milenko and pretending like I'm in high school.
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A couple weeks ago I went to a brunch spot that garnished their bloody marys with cold slices of pepperoni pizza and I can't stop thinking about how awesome that is... Cold pizza. Served in a restaurant. On a bloody mary.
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Passed well over 50 other Jeep Wranglers on the drive home from Chicago... So excited to have such a rare vehicle.
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Kari and I saw Lizzo perform tonight in Chicago and she put on a ridiculously good show. Also, female dominated crowds are batshit.
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I am wearing a fitness tracker on my wrist now. I hate the way it looks, but I like everything else about it.
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I can't stop thinking about Nick Offerman saying that he doesn't own a gun "because he's not a fucking coward" at his show last night. So good.
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Whelp, Nick Offerman is a sane + hilarious person IRL. Best comedy show I've been to in a bit.
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I've been hunting moles in my lawn for weeks and it has almost literally driven me insane. I just saw some movement in my lawn and stabbed the shit out of it with a shovel... Think I got one.
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Tonight I ate Filipino, Bosnian, Korean, Jamaican, Grecian, Venezuelan, Nepalese, Ukrainian, and Laotian food... and I am now blaring Death From Above so I don't pass out.
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🚨🚨🚨 There is no Ethiopian food at the Des Moines World Food Fest! Kari is currently knocking over all of the other booths in a fit of rage. 🚨🚨🚨
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Currently getting my garage floors epoxied and I'm probably more excited about this than any other home renovation that we've done.
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