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  • Oh weird. It’s pouring rain again posted 3 months ago - reply

  • America is embarrassing posted 3 months ago - reply

  • Siri is definitively Apple’s worst attempt at creating a usable product ever, right? How does it be so bad? How did they fuck up the AI game that they advertised so hard? posted 3 months ago - 2 comments

  • I read an article this morning that said, hunger is the feeling of losing weight… that we shouldn’t panic when we feel hungry, and that we should take time to celebrate that the body’s in fat burning mode. I haven’t really stopped thinking about that since. posted 3 months ago - reply

  • I have way too many hobbies and don’t have enough time to excel at any of them… and I still want more hobbies. posted 3 months ago - reply

  • Live weird, die young. posted 3 months ago - reply

  • Man. What a beautiful night. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • Played my worst round of golf of the year tonight. Nothing felt natural. My shoulders are absolutely fucked. Not quite as fucked as America, but still fucked. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • Microsoft is really great at making terrible software. Also, I can’t stop thinking about this tweet I recently saw that said, “Microsoft is a crazy thing to name your company” posted 4 months ago - reply

  • There’s not a whole lot better than sitting at a campsite and bullshitting with your favorite person while watching the satellites and shooting stars cruise by the night sky. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • I’ve been wanting a custom suit for a very long time and today, over lunch, I finally pulled the trigger. Can’t wait to see the results. posted 4 months ago - 2 comments

  • A college dude from Europe was just going door-to-door in my neighborhood, selling children’s education material. I wasn’t gonna buy anything, but I asked where he was from. Estonia. So naturally, we spent the rest of the time talking about Tommy Cash and his ridiculous music videos. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • Context left until auto-compact: 1% posted 4 months ago - reply

  • Today, my wife picked me up from the airport and drove me straight to the golf course just in time for league. Hammered the first drive and walked off with a birdie. Par on 2. Even after 3. And then I don’t really wanna talk about the rest. But it still felt good. And now, I sleep. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • Headin home after a fun few days in Detroit for the Rocket Hackathon. I’ve got a tee time 40 minutes after I land and then expect to crash in my bed immediately after that. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • My body is getting tired of having 3+ events that are centered around food and drinks every week. I’m exhausted, feel like shit, and am behind on everything. FOMO will be the death of me. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • If you could mash a club, a dive bar, and a wedding reception together, you’d get Denny Arthur’s. What a beautiful place. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • Kari and I will be celebrating our 20th anniversary this fall. So last night, I resurrected the wedding website that I built in 2005 (and used AI to modernize the markup for phones + modern browsers). We were way ahead of the times. wedding.broox.com posted 4 months ago - 1 comment

  • For the past 2 weekends, Kari has hosted 8+ hour long brunches. This is not good for my health. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • There was a remarkable amount of people that were either disturbed or did not understand my aphex twin - window licker shirt tonight. posted 4 months ago - reply