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  • I just took a shot in my ass posted 3 months ago - reply

  • ngl, there are parts of the Covid Quarantine times that I kinda miss. posted 3 months ago - reply

  • Whew. I am very happy to be getting off the grid tomorrow. posted 3 months ago - reply

  • If you’re ever worried that you’ve scheduled too many things to get done in a short amount of time, it’s a good idea to try anyway, rush everything and fuck a bunch of shit up. That’s what I like to do, anyway. posted 3 months ago - reply

  • The memes have been really good lately posted 3 months ago - reply

  • @jdstanger @harper You son of a bitch. posted 3 months ago - reply

  • This mother fucker has gone too far. Diet Dewski is NOT racist. twitter.com/Acyn/sta...627927 posted 3 months ago - reply

  • That speech about passing the torch to a younger generation sure was refreshing. Biden is a good man. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • Kari’s outta town this weekend, so I’m thinking about slammin some dewsks, blaring terrible music, chopping down a tree with an ax, adding death metal decals to the camper, modding the Bronco, sipping whiskey, smoking cigars, pounding beer, and/or having a bonfire. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • Just wrapped up my first season of hockey in 25 years… whew. Definitely not in the shape that I used to be in, but I’m having a blast and can’t wait for fall league to start. I managed to slip 1 more goal in tonight as well. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • I wrote a blog about my experience at @8035 after they changed the venue to @DSMWWPF. Check it. derek.broox.com/blog...s-park posted 4 months ago - reply

  • I think it’s pretty damned respectable for Biden to put ego aside and do what he believes his constituents want. Could he have done it sooner? Sure, but here we are. Let’s focus on making sure that narcissistic, bigot, MAGA felon fuck never steps foot into our White House again posted 4 months ago - reply

  • Just canceled Mediacom after being with them for 20 years. Kinda felt like a breakup. This new fiber tho… 🥵🥵🥵 posted 4 months ago - reply

  • Walked into this IndyCar / Post Malone event right after the race finished. Dammit. And now we wait for Posty. (but the people watching is fantastic) posted 4 months ago - reply

  • Chicago, I’m comin posted 4 months ago - reply

  • America was founded by immigrants looking for religious freedom, economic opportunity, and political liberty. Let’s stand (and vote) for that. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • Just made one of those $1000 drop your iPhone and shatter the screen mistakes. A few months before the next iteration. Goddammit. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • Just scored the game winning goal in a shootout in overtime. Wrist shot to the upper right side. Felt good, mans. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • Just went 9 under in a best ball golf tournament with @BENovator… and I won both “closest to pin” flag events on the round. Oh yea, baby. posted 4 months ago - reply

  • Just got out of my car at a restaurant and realized that I’m wearing house slippers. ADHD Airhead lyfe. posted 5 months ago - reply