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  • Why do Toto Washlets always smell like burnt hair? posted 1 month ago - reply

  • One of my neighbors is hosing off his driveway in an attempt to melt the ice off of it. Interesting strategy. posted 1 month ago - 1 comment

  • Pretty sure that my home is the largest contributor to my stress… and I don’t think that’s how homes are supposed to work. They’re supposed to be comfy n shit, right? posted 1 month ago - reply

  • Is America becoming great again? posted 1 month ago - reply

  • My first drinks of the year: vodka dewsk, pilsner, malört, bloody mary. posted 2 months ago - 4 comments

  • shirts are crazy, your body goes in one hole and out 3 posted 2 months ago - reply

  • I did my first dry January, which is probably the longest dry stint that I've had in half my life. I also cut out gluten and wrote about both. derek.broox.com/blog...lcohol posted 2 months ago - 2 comments

  • Don’t forget to jerk your knees posted 2 months ago - reply

  • There’s no better alarm than the sound of your dog puking. 🤢🫠 posted 2 months ago - 3 comments

  • i recently rebuilt my blog and then blogged about my blog on my blog. so here's the blog: derek.broox.com/blog...1-2025 posted 2 months ago - reply

  • The state of our country is really angering me today. I dunno why today. But I am needing a lot of very loud metal. posted 2 months ago - 1 comment

  • I would really love to see Elon Musk get punched in the face posted 2 months ago - reply

  • When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a circus. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • The endless phone ringing on the last track of the Balloonerism album is pretty heavy. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • I’m starting to think that the camo hat that I ordered from the Harris Walz campaign isn’t coming. posted 2 months ago - 2 comments

  • I decided to try cutting gluten and alcohol from my diet for the month of January. Halfway through the month, being alcohol-free is much easier than being gluten-free… but I’ve not really noticed any changes in my body or mind state. We’ll see how the rest of the month goes. posted 2 months ago - 1 comment

  • I got some walnut and built some speaker stands for my desk. derek.broox.com/phot...stands posted 2 months ago - reply

  • Just played my first game of Broomall in a year… My team won and I scored all of our goals. Oh yeah, baby. posted 2 months ago - 1 comment

  • Has anyone ever fucked up as hard as SONOS has? posted 2 months ago - reply

  • I want social apps that truly help me stay close to and meet up with the people I care about. This is not what social media is accomplishing today. Ev’s blog well articulates a ton of things that I’ve been stewing on for years (the new platform is pretty cool too): ev.medium.com/making...5c6ce8 posted 2 months ago - reply