It is 78° in Des Moines right now.
In February.
wtf.
posted 1 year ago
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Well, except for my knees. They are not very pleased with me.
posted 1 year ago
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My Broomball team went into the playoffs in 4th place, beat an undefeated team in the second round, made it to the finals and took second place in the league. Feels pretty good, man.
posted 1 year ago
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RT @harper: It’s hilarious that @Google has fucked up so bad with consumer trust that they had to tweet this.
posted 1 year ago
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Don’t forget that everything’s temporary.
Even the good stuff.
posted 1 year ago
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Fuck the police. Never forget. Or always remember.
posted 1 year ago
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i am having a very hard time prioritizing my allowance between bronco upgrades, concerts, tattoos, hockey equipment, home audio upgrades, and travel.
posted 1 year ago
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We’re in overtime at this basketball game and the guy behind just had a really good idea. He said, “we just gotta score on every possession.”
posted 1 year ago
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“Oops, they touched each other”
- basketball
posted 1 year ago
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You what really grinds my gears? Having to cook and clean and do dishes and shit. God.
posted 1 year ago
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Last night @kbroox and I had courtside seats to a basketball game where the score was 157-156, with 2 buzzer beaters in the last 3 seconds to flip the game back and forth. It was a very fun game.
posted 1 year ago
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Financial advisor just said that Kari and I have a 90% probability of retiring by 55 and continuing to live our current lifestyle… but that didn’t include any Ferraris.
So I apparently need to make some changes.
posted 1 year ago
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“You think you the shit? You not even the fart”
- ice spice 🥰
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Just won our broomball game. With no subs. Whew.
I accidentally took their best player out a couple times.
They did not like that.
posted 1 year ago
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I just took Kari out for an 8 course meal and now weigh 400lbs
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