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  • Maybe getting 30lbs of dogfood + a case of bottled green tea from Amazon isn't the best idea. This is straight up how my package was delivered, lol t.co/bVsHs2B1jK posted 7 years ago - 5 comments

  • Just stood 30 feet away from Pusha T putting on a solid ass show at a tiny venue in Des Moines, Iowa. yeeuacht posted 7 years ago - 8 comments

  • Turned my bedroom Google home mini into a smart white noise machine that's integrated with my home's goodnight routine. It's the simplest/best automation I've done in a while. posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • @realDonaldTrump why are you such an enormous bitch? posted 7 years ago - reply

  • i keep misspelling "brown tone" as "brown town" and then having little internal giggle fests. posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • We should introduce field goaltenders to American football. Big strong boys on little trapeze setups between the goal posts. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Trump's winning 2020 for sure. posted 7 years ago - 2 comments

  • Get out the boat posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Me: I'm gonna go to bed early! *Gets in bed, thinks of home automation change to make, walks to the office, starts tinkering with automations* ... and now it's past midnight posted 7 years ago - reply

  • One of my favorite things to do is, put my laptop away after work on Friday and then not touch a computer again for the rest of the weekend. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • God Bless America posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • "Your butt is your worst feature" - @kbroox posted 7 years ago - reply

  • There's a group of kids trick-or-treating in my neighborhood. The houses aren't answering or don't have candy, and the kids have empty buckets. Again, Halloween in Des Moines is weird. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Happy Halloween. Listen to the Twiztid - Trick r Treat EP. mne.lnk.to/TrickOrTreat posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Des Moines needs a Make Halloween Great Again campaign. Beggars Night is dumb. posted 7 years ago - 4 comments

  • "We stopped at this great little honey shop on the way and I bought whipped honey... but security just took it from me. 😭😭😭" ... Thank you for keeping us safe, TSA. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Yea, Boston. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Putting on a morph suit by yourself is a goddamn challenge. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • There's a straight pack of coyotes running through my neighborhood right now posted 7 years ago - 2 comments

  • Just hot pursuit chased down some person that did a minor hit and run on my wife's car. posted 7 years ago - reply