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  • Had the bright idea to take Kari up to Ankeny for dinner... for the nostalgia. It was a horrible idea. God I'm glad we moved out of this place. posted 7 years ago - 4 comments

  • Stink bugs really just smell like cilantro, which, in my opinion, is not stinky at all. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • @Buythebicycle Ask em about this, that, and the other thing posted 7 years ago - reply

  • 13 years ago these babes got married.. and we haven't stopped celebrating since. t.co/Ev3OAA8mjB posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • i am bad to the bone posted 7 years ago - reply

  • @harper You are an idea of your victims posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • @dollcraftcraig Hey Todd 👋 posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • Tweetin on this Pixel 3. It is a very pretty phone and has some great cameras. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • I've been noticing a weird epenthesis lately where a lot of people (myself included) seem to append a T sound when saying "hey" in passing. Everyone is basically just walking around saying, "hate" posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Amazon and UPS hath forsaken me. posted 7 years ago - 2 comments

  • Talkin about Mountain Dews, baby. www.instagram.com/p/...xjY5i/ posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Smokin meats and watching this crazy Iowa / Indiana game. Saturday stuff. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Whenever I'm at home on weekend nights, I throw YouTube on the TV and watch music videos til I pass out. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Can 👏 you 👏 tell 👏 how 👏 mad 👏 I 👏 am? posted 7 years ago - 7 comments

  • @Bonjohh thanks for being normal, mark posted 7 years ago - 2 comments

  • Last week of softball. 40 degrees. Double header. Won the first game. Bat 1.000. Lost the second game. Bat .500. Fun season. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Just saw a downtown DM cop on the street helping this young dude tie his necktie. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Pre-ordered a phone. I am a whore. posted 7 years ago - 7 comments

  • @madebygoogle All of the pixel 3 trade-in stuff is broken on your website, btw. tapping any of the phone "makes" takes you to an internal google employee login page. tapping trade-in takes you to a pixel 2 page. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Kari and I are currently eating Kraft macaroni and cheese mixed with spaghetti-O's. It is disgusting... but also kind of awesome. posted 7 years ago - reply