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  • @simple Can you only have one protected goal? I tried creating a second, but it seems to have just created a regular goal. posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • Every morning, I wake up to a song called, The Power Motherfucker by Captain Ahab posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Doing yardwork and grilling pizzas for family today earned me 122 flights of stairs, 23,000 steps, and roughly 65,000 calories of pizza. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • @dollcraftcraig #NotScaredOfTree posted 7 years ago - 2 comments

  • Where do all the iPhone cables disappear to? posted 7 years ago - 2 comments

  • At Home Depot. This old black dude walks up, points to one of my forearm tattoos and says, "you're not gonna believe this... I have this exact same tattoo." He then points to his untattooed arm and says, "you just can't see mine, ahhhhh hahahaha" and walks away chuckling posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Talked shit about all the emo hip hop out right now and my office mate, @Americas__guest came through with the facts. t.co/lqgikWPr8v posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • @harper Not really posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • Interviewing smart, young people is one of the most refreshing things. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • EGGS ARE SO GOOD posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Bout to use a computer for the first time in 5 days. It was a nice break. Let's see how this goes. posted 7 years ago - 2 comments

  • Today: drove home from Chicago, mowed the lawn, re-seeded the back yard, and killed a couple dozen stink bugs... but most importantly, I think I found and blocked the stink bugs' secret entrance into our house. 🀞 posted 7 years ago - reply

  • The drive home from Chicago always goes like this... Illinois: we don't know how to build interstates. Iowa: we don't know how to drive on interstates. posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • Headin home after a beautiful weekend in Chicago. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • I am currently eating brunch at a hip hop club. It is the loudest brunch I have ever been to. posted 7 years ago - 2 comments

  • Currently watching the devil himself rock it on the keys. Jerry Lee Lewis. posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • @CornellCollege I can't right now posted 7 years ago - reply

  • across the state* posted 7 years ago - reply

  • @Buythebicycle Yea right posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Whoa, t-mobile finally acquired Iowa Wireless?? I got so many LTEs actually there state now. πŸ“ΆπŸ™ŒπŸ˜ posted 7 years ago - 1 comment