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  • Cornell college lost football today #corNELLnation posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Currently sitting at a bar where the entire city's power has gone out. This is a remarkable experience. posted 7 years ago - 3 comments

  • I dig Post Malone, but this Better Now soft rock track really does not belong on these hip hop stations. posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • Goddamn, yoga is hard sometimes. Feels awful/good man. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • I'm mostly excited for the Pixel 3 announcement because my <1 year old Pixel 2 is so laggy that it barely works anymore... Frustrating. posted 7 years ago - 8 comments

  • Holy shit, is that the sun? 😎 posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Whew, that was a long, intense baseball game. See ya next year, Cubs. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Touchnice is the best DJ in DM. It's so good to see this dude in the club. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Bat 1.000 and hit a home run in a game of softball tonight. Felt good, man. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Last night I had a nightmare that Kari convinced me to be an elementary school math teacher. Jesus Christ. posted 7 years ago - 3 comments

  • @simple Can you only have one protected goal? I tried creating a second, but it seems to have just created a regular goal. posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • Every morning, I wake up to a song called, The Power Motherfucker by Captain Ahab posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Doing yardwork and grilling pizzas for family today earned me 122 flights of stairs, 23,000 steps, and roughly 65,000 calories of pizza. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • @dollcraftcraig #NotScaredOfTree posted 7 years ago - 2 comments

  • Where do all the iPhone cables disappear to? posted 7 years ago - 2 comments

  • At Home Depot. This old black dude walks up, points to one of my forearm tattoos and says, "you're not gonna believe this... I have this exact same tattoo." He then points to his untattooed arm and says, "you just can't see mine, ahhhhh hahahaha" and walks away chuckling posted 7 years ago - reply

  • Talked shit about all the emo hip hop out right now and my office mate, @Americas__guest came through with the facts. t.co/lqgikWPr8v posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • @harper Not really posted 7 years ago - 1 comment

  • Interviewing smart, young people is one of the most refreshing things. posted 7 years ago - reply

  • EGGS ARE SO GOOD posted 7 years ago - reply