"I would be so irritated if I had children with you" - Kari bickers while we make dinner.
posted 8 years ago
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My tax guy just told me that after this year, a good chunk of my deductions are gonna go away cause of the tax bill. #NotRichEnough
posted 8 years ago
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Some friends and I are trying to provide a good holiday for a few Des Moines families in need this year and we could really, really use some help. If you're able and want more information, plz reach out!
posted 8 years ago
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@ring is there any possibility of me being able to download the ring chime tones as mp3s for a home automation hackathon?
posted 8 years ago
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Aside from the cops n shit, my buddy Ben and I are like top 5 oldest dudes at this hip hop show.
posted 8 years ago
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There's nothing worse than building something and having it turn out shitty.
posted 8 years ago
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Hey @realDonaldTrump, what's the most amount of steps you've taken while farting at the same time? I bet I've got ya beat.
posted 8 years ago
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I want some white wall tire stickers for my bicycle
posted 8 years ago
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Something just slammed into the side of our house as we were going to bed. I went to inspect and found a frozen/exploded can of LaCroix that we apparently left on the deck.
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TSA was very confused by my duffle bag full of lightbulbs and dirty laundry.
posted 8 years ago
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I used to always side eye people with personal trainers (and still probably will, heh), but after getting to work with one the past couple days, I definitely see how effective they can be. I am sorrrrre.
posted 8 years ago
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Just worked out with a personal trainer at the Soho House. I am dead now.
posted 8 years ago
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