I love when you get a ride to the Des Moines airport and cab / Uber / Lyft drivers ask which airline you're flying out of. It doesn't really matter, dude.
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First week of Broomball: realized how outta shape I am (again), scored the first goal, won.
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Just went to my first burlesque show... it was v badass
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About once a week, when the lighting is just right at the midnight hour, I look at my ceiling and say, "how in the actual fuck do these fucking drywall motherfuckers have jobs."
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At this party.. "hi, what do you have with caffeine?" "diet pepsi and diet mountain dew" "😲😄💀 vodka dewsk, plz"
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Today, I learned that wet sponges are highly conductive to electricity.
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Last night, my friend Steph and I took a Lyft that jumped a curb, immediately got a flat and kept driving us to our destination. I can't stop giggling about that.
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Kari and I hosted our first Thanksgiving, consumed 16,000 calories, and now have 10 gallons of fresh beer fermenting in the garage. I feel successful. And sleepy.
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Showing my young nephews Road Rash and Mortal Kombat on the ol Sega emulator.
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About to commence our annual, post thanksgiving beer brewin day. Feel free to drop by!
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