Something just slammed into the side of our house as we were going to bed. I went to inspect and found a frozen/exploded can of LaCroix that we apparently left on the deck.
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TSA was very confused by my duffle bag full of lightbulbs and dirty laundry.
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I used to always side eye people with personal trainers (and still probably will, heh), but after getting to work with one the past couple days, I definitely see how effective they can be. I am sorrrrre.
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Just worked out with a personal trainer at the Soho House. I am dead now.
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I love when you get a ride to the Des Moines airport and cab / Uber / Lyft drivers ask which airline you're flying out of. It doesn't really matter, dude.
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First week of Broomball: realized how outta shape I am (again), scored the first goal, won.
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Just went to my first burlesque show... it was v badass
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About once a week, when the lighting is just right at the midnight hour, I look at my ceiling and say, "how in the actual fuck do these fucking drywall motherfuckers have jobs."
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At this party.. "hi, what do you have with caffeine?" "diet pepsi and diet mountain dew" "😲😄💀 vodka dewsk, plz"
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Today, I learned that wet sponges are highly conductive to electricity.
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Last night, my friend Steph and I took a Lyft that jumped a curb, immediately got a flat and kept driving us to our destination. I can't stop giggling about that.
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