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  • Amazon just sent me a notification that this shitty kitchen faucet is on sale. Why would you do that, @amazon? Why? t.co/eT3PmuamCK posted 8 years ago - 3 comments

  • Gonna just listen to all the Pantera albums today. posted 8 years ago - 3 comments

  • wtf is a heic file posted 8 years ago - 3 comments

  • Are there any good Christmas movies? posted 8 years ago - 21 comments

  • Our house is very quiet right now posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

  • Kari and I hosted our first Thanksgiving, consumed 16,000 calories, and now have 10 gallons of fresh beer fermenting in the garage. I feel successful. And sleepy. posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

  • Showing my young nephews Road Rash and Mortal Kombat on the ol Sega emulator. posted 8 years ago - 2 comments

  • About to commence our annual, post thanksgiving beer brewin day. Feel free to drop by! posted 8 years ago - reply

  • People that cannot train their dogs make me explode posted 8 years ago - 3 comments

  • Thanks a lot posted 8 years ago - 2 comments

  • This pizza place I'm at is straight blaring the Far Beyond Driven album... which is taking me back to whipping around town in my Celica in 97. posted 8 years ago - reply

  • One time Ajit Pai came into my office and we played ping pong and laughed and had a great time... But now I just wish I would've punched him in his stupid face. posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

  • Unexpected realization: I feel stronger after doing yoga than I do after lifting weights. posted 8 years ago - 4 comments

  • @bikessatancats 🔥 posted 8 years ago - reply

  • wtf is the point of a countertop paper towel holder. what stupid devices. posted 8 years ago - 3 comments

  • In the middle of the night we woke up to some falling/crashing noise in our house and I still have no idea wtf it was. 😴 posted 8 years ago - 7 comments

  • "*butthole* is your new twitter handle? ... hmph" - my wife posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

  • I love listening to home automation nerds talk about energy efficiency n shit while they replace their $2 light switches with $50+ ones. posted 8 years ago - 1 comment

  • URGENT: where do I get a Danny McBride Mountain Dew Nascar jacket? posted 8 years ago - 2 comments

  • @RIOzay Yea but imagine how sick the robot sk8 vids will be posted 8 years ago - 1 comment