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@ThriftedWisdom @kretzu lol @ the release cord. posted 8 years ago - reply
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One time, I excitedly told this man's dog that it was a REAL GOOD BOYE, and the man angrily replied, "it's a girl!" ... I think about that time a lot. posted 8 years ago - 1 comment
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I wish Tee Grizzley would STFU when he raps. posted 8 years ago - 3 comments
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Is there a way to get a schedule for when Google (or any other) map imaging satellites will fly over my house? posted 8 years ago - 6 comments
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I just realized that tomorrow's Wednesday... and that I have a 4 hour tattoo appointment in the morning. posted 8 years ago - 4 comments
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Is Mark Zuckerberg the dude from Boy Meets World? posted 8 years ago - 3 comments
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@WolvBlood I just countered with a good review. posted 8 years ago - reply
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I dream of having powers like this every day. t.co/MHk4IoHck7 posted 8 years ago - 5 comments
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@catrocketship 🤜🤛 I'm with you. posted 8 years ago - reply
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It's really fun to be able to engage with the President of the United States of America. t.co/SutUMBvJqG posted 8 years ago - 4 comments
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@realDonaldTrump Are you fucking 6 years old? Jesus Christ, you old, fat fuck. posted 8 years ago - reply
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I just wrote a python library to interface with my heated bathroom floor... and submitted a pull request to get it added to @home_assistant. #nerdstuff posted 8 years ago - 2 comments
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Whoops! Can we put the Iowa game on now, abc? #dillydally posted 8 years ago - 1 comment
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@right65 Slingin sketchy fuckin passes at the end. posted 8 years ago - 2 comments
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my buddy @TheKevinSwitzer misses me. kevinswitzer.com/ i miss him too. posted 8 years ago - 2 comments
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@kumandgo Plz open a store on Fleur Dr. These QTs are lame. posted 8 years ago - 3 comments
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Wow. Good doctors DO exist! posted 8 years ago - 1 comment
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For the first time in 18 years, I'm about to go to the doctor and get a physical and .. whatever else doctors do on regular check ups. posted 8 years ago - 6 comments
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@realDonaldTrump your face looks like a puckered up sphincter in your profile pic. posted 8 years ago - reply
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Am I supposed to say dilly dilly when Iowa destroys Ohio State? posted 8 years ago - 9 comments