I just woke myself up snoring on our new patio couch... Relaxing came sooner than I thought.
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Pretty sure that was the least relaxing memorial day weekend ever, but I'm glad it ended with a glimpse of the relaxing that is soon to come
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my phone just autocorrected "lil yachty" to "lol tacos"
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I wish my brain would stfu and sleep in on this extra day off work.
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If you ever wanna steal a car, consider stealing mine! I just found the spare key (that I lost a few months ago) in my trunk.
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Not having a truck and/or trailer is really slowing down my remodel efforts lately.
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ran eyeball first into a steel rod yesterday. good news: my glasses saved my eyeball. bad news: my glasses have a huge scratch now. 🙂🙁
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Why is the Google home power supply not USB? That long ass power cord is the first disappointment outta the box.
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Warning, this is kinda gross... but I kinda want to eat a chips ahoy right now.
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Dentist last year: you need to start flossing. Me: nope. This year: wow, your teeth are beautiful. Keep doing exactly what you're doing.
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Is eating indian food before a dentist appointment a dick move?
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I'm drinking Coors light at a wedding at the Jasper County Fairgrounds in Colfax, Iowa
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When Mississippi Queen comes on, you turn the volume knob as far as it can go
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Drove a car without all the fancy automatic stuff today... left everything on when I got out... and now my car is dead.
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Me: hey, I ordered some ceiling fans 6 weeks ago... where are those?
Amazon: yea, the carrier never picked em up... we dunno why.
Me: wut
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