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• Sometimes in the middle of the night, Garth Brooks starts straight up howling in his dreams. It is quite alarming. posted 9 years ago - 1 comment

• I have a hankerin. I have a serious hankerin for a rock show. posted 9 years ago - 1 comment

• I think this cabinet designer we're working with is actually a car salesman... The construction industry is a weird, weird place, man. posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

• Good morning. Slam a dewsh. t.co/UuCpciyOJy posted 9 years ago - reply

• @RIOzay @GK3 @djkhaled #jurlewry posted 9 years ago - reply

• @brianholcomb I love that song, haha posted 9 years ago - reply

• I wish I could eat chips for a living posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

• I've accidentally hung up on my support rep 3 times because of the placement of these buttons. /cc @ParkerSoftware t.co/oP1cWbJHX5 posted 9 years ago - 4 comments

• @thedalaialana @kinsteronline try 15 posted 9 years ago - 1 comment

• Oh yea... 2015 was awesome bit.ly/1Vl3uaZ posted 9 years ago - reply

• Left my computer at the office for the weekend... and. it. has. been. awesome. posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

• whoops posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

• I pretty posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

• Why does censored rap music exist? posted 9 years ago - 8 comments

• I wanna get a sidecar for my car. posted 9 years ago - 9 comments

• Currently at the stage of our home remodel project where I don't even care what it'll look like. Not one bit. posted 9 years ago - 11 comments

• I don't trust anyone who calls a slash a backslash posted 9 years ago - 5 comments

• New hobby: chatting with collections agencies about how I didn't write personal checks at big box stores in Nebraska t.co/vbgOxVUqZC posted 9 years ago - 3 comments

• Just hung out with Jeff Wingert for the first time in 2 years... Man. I have missed that dude. posted 9 years ago - 2 comments

• Everyone say, Happy Birthday to my little sister, @breannaemmitt! t.co/YR9u3AN0bG posted 9 years ago - 1 comment