Tonight's adventures of insomnia: thinking about pex. hvac. central vacs. electrical. cat6.
posted 9 years ago
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Decided to expand and move literally every bit of plumbing and electrical in my bathroom... and keep telling myself, it will be worth it.
posted 9 years ago
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I really wish there weren't so many syllables in "absolut and sugar free red bull"
posted 9 years ago
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"You sneezed into my mouth! I felt it hit my lips and teeth!" Kari whisper screams after I apparently wake her up by sneezing into her mouth
posted 9 years ago
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I am looking at some high school lovers, holding hands across a table as they stuff their faces with grossly oversized fast food burritos.
posted 9 years ago
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I wonder what sorts of things my identity thief was buying at hardware stores in Omaha... What if fake me is remodeling a house too!!!
posted 9 years ago
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Just started getting mail from collection agencies about bounced checks made in my name... with check numbers that I don't have... kewl.
posted 9 years ago
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Anyone else ever practice being blind while navigating their house? Or is that just a me thing? (p.s. I am awesome at it)
posted 9 years ago
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I wanna slap everyone who says, "you're the only one who will notice" when something is wrong or broken.
posted 9 years ago
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"NOPE" - these lug nuts in these single digit temperatures. Someone send PB blaster, a breaker bar, and pizza.
posted 9 years ago
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This morning while driving I thought to myself, "it'd really suck to have a flat tire in this weather" ...and now I have a flat tire. Killer
posted 9 years ago
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This bartender just asked if she could see my ID to cover her ass... 😳
posted 9 years ago
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"Dude, I write somethin crazy on my Facebook every time I'm here, I'm like... Dude. People go crazy when I do that" - this crazy dude, here
posted 9 years ago
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Thinking about slamming 2 dewsks in 1 day CUZ IT'S FRIDAY
posted 9 years ago
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You know what's fun? Listening to an album. Like... the whole album.
posted 9 years ago
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