Kari, laying in bed next to me: man, I can’t wait to eat some pizza.
Me: 🥰
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I just drove past a house that had a Christmas tree up. Lit and everything.😭
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I’ve not been on an airplane in exactly 600 days… but I’m gonna change that tomorrow. Super ready for some tropical beach time.
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Last night at dinner I went to the restroom and while I was standing at the urinal, a dude walked by and said, “nice jeans.” He then tooted his butt up and smacked his own ass to show me that he was wearing the same brand…
…I just said, “thank you.”
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I didn’t wanna broadcast this on Kari’s birthday, but… she put fake pumpkins in front of our soundbar’s IR receiver and now I have to use a mobile app to adjust my volume and… just kill me now!!!!
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I fixed the dishwasher. RIP dining room tho. Houses… AMIRITE?
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My dishwasher is broken and my dining room is falling off the house. Happy Tuesday!
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Product architecture is my professional happy place.
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Nothin hits quite like that first sip of dewski in the morning.
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Just got off of a call with Barack Obama through his alumni association, and man… it’s always refreshing to hear that from that dude.
His chill demeanor, positive outlook, humility, respect and sanity are so missed.
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Feels good to be in Mount Vernon, Iowa
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