Microblog

  • This WhatsApp / Facebook / Instagram DNS outage is fun. Let’s pretend like it’s 2009 and communicate with SMS. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Holy shit. The keyboard iOS 15 is letting me swear with ease. posted 4 years ago - 5 comments

  • I think we’d be better off if covid could just mutate in a way to end everyone above like.. 25 years old. posted 4 years ago - 4 comments

  • @iandees With an externally vented hood on or nah? posted 4 years ago - 2 comments

  • Product architecture is my professional happy place. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Nothin hits quite like that first sip of dewski in the morning. posted 4 years ago - 1 comment

  • Just got off of a call with Barack Obama through his alumni association, and man… it’s always refreshing to hear that from that dude. His chill demeanor, positive outlook, humility, respect and sanity are so missed. posted 4 years ago - 2 comments

  • Feels good to be in Mount Vernon, Iowa posted 4 years ago - reply

  • @arkmashton Don’t tell me what to do posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Leftover, cold pizza in the fridge is my weakness. posted 4 years ago - 2 comments

  • @MPilonn or a fucking CREEP posted 4 years ago - reply

  • @BlackSaddleBike yeah t.co/W5zRps1PB8 posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Donda is a lot better when you’re in a dark place… but it still drives me crazy that it’s censored. wtf. posted 4 years ago - 3 comments

  • I’m on a 52-week Peloton yoga streak! I really miss the gym/studio, but this at-home program has been perfect for the apocalypse. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • I got out to do some camping with a couple of my best buddies this weekend. It was much needed. t.co/eIb5MpfaaI posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Our dog died this morning. The past ~13 hours have been hard as shit. I put it all out on my blog: derek.broox.com/benn...-life/ posted 4 years ago - 8 comments

  • Do women get scammer friend requests on social networks from sexy dudes with their shirts off or bulging packages showing? posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Hey, good morning. Is anyone making good, old fashioned, murder rap anymore? posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Man. Bummer to hear about Norm MacDonald. If you haven't seen it, watch the moth joke that he told on Conan. It's one of my most favorite ever... What a dude, he was. youtu.be/jJN9mBRX3uo posted 4 years ago - 3 comments

  • Gimme that new iPhone 13 Pro. And for the first time ever, I’m maybe considering an Apple Watch. posted 4 years ago - reply