Kari just left town for a few days and I’m ready to take my shirt off, blare some music, and slam some dewskis and brewskis. Come hang this weekend and we can grill out or wrestle or go swimming or play foosball or go out or who even knows what
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@RIOzay If you’d just stop eatin some dry ass nuggets, you wouldn’t need the sauce.
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Two weeks into sabbatical. Very ready to retire.
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Bout to go register my tiny camper. What should I get on the plates? CAMPBOY? TINYBOY? LILBED? Something else? t.co/igcydJNTkB
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I bought Vaseline at Wall Drug. Got a free sticker.
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South Dakota loves shitty billboards.
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This weekend, I met a dude who made a racist comment about the music that his son was listening to. I was so caught off guard that my only reaction was, “that’s pretty intense, man” … and that was the wrong reaction. I haven’t stopped judging myself for letting it slide.
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Cheers to all you dads! I hope you played golf or barbecued or wore a shirt about your dad stats or spanked those little shit butts.
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The last time that I bought a new personal computer was 12 years ago... and I've never bought myself a new laptop. I think I'm due.
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Just got back from camping and noticed that I have flip flop tan lines. I basically look like a Dave Matthews fan now.
Dammit.
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Just tried to take my shirt off while wearing AirPods… which basically turned my ears into eject buttons.
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Today, I saw a car with a window sticker that said, “behind every bad bitch is a car seat.” it was really cool.
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I ate ONE piece of asparagus and my PEE SMELLS LIKE PISS
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Sabbatical starrrrts... now! I'm takin a month off to do some camping, hang with Kari, visit friends, and have friends visit me. Stoked!
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