Microblog

  • Kari just left town for a few days and I’m ready to take my shirt off, blare some music, and slam some dewskis and brewskis. Come hang this weekend and we can grill out or wrestle or go swimming or play foosball or go out or who even knows what posted 4 years ago - 6 comments

  • @MPilonn Very good advice, daddy posted 4 years ago - 1 comment

  • One of my neighbors put a big ol PRIVATE PROPERTY sign where I walked my injured dog across part of their lawn. posted 4 years ago - 3 comments

  • Camping across South Dakota was pretty cool. Here are some photos.. photos.app.goo.gl/Mr...Ni61VA posted 4 years ago - 2 comments

  • @RIOzay If you’d just stop eatin some dry ass nuggets, you wouldn’t need the sauce. posted 4 years ago - 2 comments

  • Two weeks into sabbatical. Very ready to retire. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Bout to go register my tiny camper. What should I get on the plates? CAMPBOY? TINYBOY? LILBED? Something else? t.co/igcydJNTkB posted 4 years ago - 6 comments

  • I am excited to get back to the land of @caseysgenstore and @kumandgo. The gas stations of the west suck shit. posted 4 years ago - 1 comment

  • I really need a shower posted 4 years ago - reply

  • I bought Vaseline at Wall Drug. Got a free sticker. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • South Dakota loves shitty billboards. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • This weekend, I met a dude who made a racist comment about the music that his son was listening to. I was so caught off guard that my only reaction was, “that’s pretty intense, man” … and that was the wrong reaction. I haven’t stopped judging myself for letting it slide. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Cheers to all you dads! I hope you played golf or barbecued or wore a shirt about your dad stats or spanked those little shit butts. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • The last time that I bought a new personal computer was 12 years ago... and I've never bought myself a new laptop. I think I'm due. posted 4 years ago - 7 comments

  • Just got back from camping and noticed that I have flip flop tan lines. I basically look like a Dave Matthews fan now. Dammit. posted 4 years ago - 5 comments

  • Day 2 of sabbatical: I am ready to retire. posted 4 years ago - 2 comments

  • Just tried to take my shirt off while wearing AirPods… which basically turned my ears into eject buttons. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Today, I saw a car with a window sticker that said, “behind every bad bitch is a car seat.” it was really cool. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • I ate ONE piece of asparagus and my PEE SMELLS LIKE PISS posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Sabbatical starrrrts... now! I'm takin a month off to do some camping, hang with Kari, visit friends, and have friends visit me. Stoked! posted 4 years ago - 1 comment