South Dakota loves shitty billboards.
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This weekend, I met a dude who made a racist comment about the music that his son was listening to. I was so caught off guard that my only reaction was, “that’s pretty intense, man” … and that was the wrong reaction. I haven’t stopped judging myself for letting it slide.
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Cheers to all you dads! I hope you played golf or barbecued or wore a shirt about your dad stats or spanked those little shit butts.
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The last time that I bought a new personal computer was 12 years ago... and I've never bought myself a new laptop. I think I'm due.
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Just got back from camping and noticed that I have flip flop tan lines. I basically look like a Dave Matthews fan now.
Dammit.
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Just tried to take my shirt off while wearing AirPods… which basically turned my ears into eject buttons.
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Today, I saw a car with a window sticker that said, “behind every bad bitch is a car seat.” it was really cool.
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I ate ONE piece of asparagus and my PEE SMELLS LIKE PISS
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Sabbatical starrrrts... now! I'm takin a month off to do some camping, hang with Kari, visit friends, and have friends visit me. Stoked!
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Having your power go out on your last day of work before vacay invokes complex feelings. Many things to wrap up, but… vacation starts early?
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I recommend putting on The Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - BRMC album.
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One of my stoner neighbors just listed his house for $420k. I’m very proud of him.
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TFW you’re at a wedding and the first dance song of the young newlyweds is wonder wall… and it’s an oldie to them.
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I am at a wedding! 😱😱😱
For the girl that was a flower girl in our wedding!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱
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Everything is more fun when you’re douche. Ironically or not.
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Someone started a trend in southern Illinois to keep displaying Trump/Pence signs... but Pence’s name is crossed out with blue masking tape. 🧐
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I am in Kentucky. It is strange here.
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