Microblog

  • Having your power go out on your last day of work before vacay invokes complex feelings. Many things to wrap up, but… vacation starts early? posted 4 years ago - 2 comments

  • I recommend putting on The Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - BRMC album. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • One of my stoner neighbors just listed his house for $420k. I’m very proud of him. posted 4 years ago - 1 comment

  • TFW you’re at a wedding and the first dance song of the young newlyweds is wonder wall… and it’s an oldie to them. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • I am at a wedding! 😱😱😱 For the girl that was a flower girl in our wedding!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱 posted 4 years ago - reply

  • Everything is more fun when you’re douche. Ironically or not. posted 4 years ago - 1 comment

  • Yoga. I always feel so good after yoga. posted 4 years ago - 1 comment

  • Children and dogs. Terrible ideas. posted 4 years ago - 2 comments

  • Someone started a trend in southern Illinois to keep displaying Trump/Pence signs... but Pence’s name is crossed out with blue masking tape. 🧐 posted 4 years ago - 2 comments

  • I am in Kentucky. It is strange here. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • I’m at a baseball game and there’s a dude with a bloody nose nearby. He keeps wiping his snotty nose blood on his hands and then licking it off. I think that I miss masks now... posted 4 years ago - reply

  • My Jeep just randomly asked me to read and accept an updated privacy policy while driving. 🤔 posted 4 years ago - 3 comments

  • Dinner with family, a soccer game and restaurant with friends, a graduation party, a skate fest, and a brewery... We gettin back to normalcy and it feels great. posted 4 years ago - 2 comments

  • @Omartheowl Where is this? posted 4 years ago - 1 comment

  • @brianholcomb What about before every load? posted 4 years ago - 1 comment

  • $death posted 4 years ago - reply

  • I just fed my dog a hunk of wasabi to try to reach him a lesson about begging. He enjoyed it. Dammit. posted 4 years ago - 2 comments

  • This is exciting. I can’t wait to throw back some dewskis at the finals this weekend... should I wear all my Mountain Dew paraphernalia? t.co/KpZPjX9cpK posted 4 years ago - 5 comments

  • @_kirps @JustinTopp @tbrunia Oof. posted 4 years ago - reply

  • The state of Iowa is not led by good people. posted 4 years ago - reply