I’m at a baseball game and there’s a dude with a bloody nose nearby. He keeps wiping his snotty nose blood on his hands and then licking it off.
I think that I miss masks now...
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My Jeep just randomly asked me to read and accept an updated privacy policy while driving. 🤔
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Dinner with family, a soccer game and restaurant with friends, a graduation party, a skate fest, and a brewery... We gettin back to normalcy and it feels great.
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I just fed my dog a hunk of wasabi to try to reach him a lesson about begging. He enjoyed it. Dammit.
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This is exciting. I can’t wait to throw back some dewskis at the finals this weekend... should I wear all my Mountain Dew paraphernalia? t.co/KpZPjX9cpK
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I just made some savory soba noodle pancakes. FYI.
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Benny the Butthole ran away tonight and found an elementary school soccer practice at the nearby park... So, that was a shit show.
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Just went to the doctor for the first time in a couple years. He told me I was fat.
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Still thinking about Kari’s and my 15-year anniversary. When we stayed in a cabin that had a shotski... and she refused to do shotskis with me.
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