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  • @harper I wonder how many calls they’re getting from people trying to verify posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • Tweetin posted 5 years ago - reply

  • The last time he was at subway, the sandwich artists fucked up his sub. Not today tho. t.co/ZTfJOG8PRw posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Yo, you hear that new Vin Diesel track? Highlight of 2020, man. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • I apparently forgot how to use git. Gonna quit and do construction. posted 5 years ago - 5 comments

  • @Jackovin Yes posted 5 years ago - 6 comments

  • Part time box breaker downer posted 5 years ago - 4 comments

  • Just spent the afternoon meeting with the first cohort of Techstars Iowa. Startup/pitch conversations are always both, energizing and exhausting, but it’s fun to see folks have so much drive during this weirdo time. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • What if we just vote against every incumbent this fall? posted 5 years ago - reply

  • The amount of reasons that I have for term limits and disallowing people over 65 from being able to run for Congress multiplies weekly. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Kari just referred to Zuckerberg as Zerkerberger and that is the best thing I’ve heard all day. posted 5 years ago - 4 comments

  • hey @MountainDew, i'm going to need you to send me this belt buckle ASAP. t.co/sUJtjob9Ce posted 5 years ago - 1 comment

  • I gotta get back to red lobster. t.co/lxTWOPzi8Y posted 5 years ago - 8 comments

  • Dreaming of going to the airport, giving a TSA agent a shoulder rub, kissing the ticketing agent, and sitting in the middle seat of a multi-hour flight with my arms around two strangers. posted 5 years ago - 2 comments

  • Trump blaming the spread of wildfires on poor forest management while taking no blame for his poor management on the spread of COVID-19 is ... heh... yeah. posted 5 years ago - 3 comments

  • SiriusXM are real dicks when it comes to subscriptions. Just canceled all three cars. posted 5 years ago - 5 comments

  • “It's ok, allow yourself a little hate. Hatred is not so bad when directed at injustice. You can turn the other cheek, just don't turn the other way” - Fat Mike, NoFX, 2003 posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Can someone please explain the TRUMP 2020 “NO MORE BULLSHIT” flags? Like... hasn’t dude been in charge for a while? posted 5 years ago - reply

  • I feel like we’re missing out on an opportunity to build crazy masks into football helmets to make the players look like cyborgs. posted 5 years ago - reply

  • Aw dangit, I forgot. posted 5 years ago - 1 comment