"I need a drink. Like straight vodka," my wife says as I enter the IV room after having an intimate side conversation with her doctors.
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My favorite part about hospitals is how respectful they are of your time... (I feel like I've tweeted this before)
posted 12 years ago
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@Lincolncafe Sad news. Can we get some "twitter short" recipes for Christmas? I will miss that spicy chicken sandwich and your guacamole.
posted 12 years ago
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Listening to the popular list on @hypem is never a bad idea. Never, ever.
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I would love a freaky fast drone-dropped @jimmyjohns number 11 right about now. Where ya at on that one, Jimmy?
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It feels weird when you put your underwear on backwards.
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The @nest protect should have a non CO detecting version... You know, so you don't have to replace ALL of your detectors every 5-7 years.
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That @nest protect seems awesome... but I'm not sure I can justify buying 6 of these things.
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Man, I have missed playing broomball. Won our first game 5-0... It feels great to be running around the ice again.
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Goals for today: don't eat, don't drink, drive home, hang out with Kari.
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Black Friday 2013: Drank cognac in the morning, learned how to drive a stick, made beer, fried terrible food, smoked a cuban cigar, awesome.
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